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Nevertheless, reasonably reliable sources tend to put blame on the City's relentlessly expansive garbage-dumping campaign, and specifically its trucks incursions onto the shores of acidBEACH. It is unclear - and troubling - how the trucks managed to penetrate the barrier that has historically separated the beach from perception, not to mention physical incursion, from the lands within which the City might be said to call home, but one way or another it is well established to have occurred, repeatedly.
Nevertheless, reasonably reliable sources tend to put blame on the City's relentlessly expansive garbage-dumping campaign, and specifically its trucks incursions onto the shores of acidBEACH. It is unclear - and troubling - how the trucks managed to penetrate the barrier that has historically separated the beach from perception, not to mention physical incursion, from the lands within which the City might be said to call home, but one way or another it is well established to have occurred, repeatedly.


Relevant religious fellowships consider the lizard's intervention of utmost importance in putting name to - and ultimately bringing to great relevance - the conflict itself. The leading operating theory of the lizard, at least by this author's understanding, is first environmental and second existential, if a sort of softly articulated humanism could thought to be considered existential. Namely:
Relevant religious fellowships consider the lizard's intervention of utmost importance in putting name to the conflict itself. The leading operating theory of the lizard, at least by this author's understanding, is first environmental and second existential, if a sort of softly articulated humanism could thought to be considered existential.


===Leading Theory of Lizard===
===Leading Theory of Lizard===
====Environmental====
====Environmental====
Recognition that the garbage build-up brought on by the City's dump-trucks will physically overwhelm the Beach, and further, an unclear understanding of the level of toxicity of said garbage and its propensity to poison the varied denizens, residents, squatters, homesteaders, joy-makers, travelers-through, hearts-beaters, plants-be-ers, and all other etc.ers of the Beach, many of whom have a wide range of tolerance and sensitivty to a wide range of poisons, particularly those which in years of late seem to have been carried in the refuse of the City.
There is, of course, an aesthetic consideration to an ever-growing trash heap encroaching upon the shores of singular transcendence, but this is thought to be a secondary consideration.


== The Beach ==
== The Beach ==